Aeromodelling Humor (from the 1980s)
The Anti-Bike
Atomic Level Tiredness
Babbage Difference Engine No 2 : The advertising pitch ...
Bold Foot and Shy Foot Adventures : For all foot-lovers
Book of Aeth : For all Aethists
Bufty the Vampire Slayer: bicycle-geek humor
Christmas Studies O Level Exam Paper Brit photocopier humour (1980s)
Company Procedure in Case of Imminent Asteroid Impact
Crossbred Dogs and Mutant Moggies
Disability Rhyming Slang
Electronics Engineers Guide to Gasms OR-gasms and AND-gasms!
Federal Aviation Authority Literary Criticism
Fools' Errands : Long waits, tall orders & pachyderm trunking
Icarus Accident Report : CAA's first ever investigation?
If Software Engineering Was Like Car Mechanics Hand me that DO-WHILE-loop-optimising wrench ....
Letters from Sari : letters from the 'daughter from hell'.
Lift Demons - the real explanation of powered flight!
Mozart Effect: Music's effect on developing children
Original Trojan Horse Virus Alert : Correspondence between Hector & Laocoon
Pegasus Air-Strike Incident Report : what if Zeus shot down Pegasus & Bellerophon today?
Porcine Aviation Files : OldMacDonald-Dugless, Boaring & Swillair
Porcine Aviation Files II: Pioneers of Porcine Aviation
Porcine Aviation Files III: Piggles of The Royal Porcine Flying Corps
Porcine Aviation Files IV: Ovine Aviation - The Sheep Strike Back
Porcine Aviation Air Force Marching Song
Process Improvements From History: Boudica
Process Improvements From History: Vlad Dracula
Real Chat-Room Romances, Cyber Striptease & Swarfega Seduction
Regional Barbie and Ken Dolls : British parody
Sadomasochist's Dictionary Alternative BDSM Dictionary
Sadomasochists' Peace Protest
Ultimate Fireworks

Boeing Planster's Vision
The Bold Aviator (WWII song)
Electro-Optics Engineer's Lament
Dragonqueen's Favorite Poems
Intercity Blues, Friday Night Again
Just Don't Say You're English
Old Rover - Now I've owned an old Rover for many a year ...
Ode To A Predatory bus Spotter
Quoth the Server "404"
Song of the Gremlins (WWII song)
System Test Twenty-Oh-Three and VAX Crash Ballad
The Walrus & The Carpenter & Whether Pigs Have Wings

Albion & Babylon
Beauty and madness and despair
Bus Verse bus preservation and bus spotter verse
Castles in the Air, If I COuld Fly Like An Eagle
Chamber of Arcane Delights : temptation
Child of the Sun : a stranded time/space traveller
The Conspiracy : hidden knowledge
Dream Poetry : written in dreams!
The Dreams We Can't Recall
Earth's Most Ancient Dreams
The Faerie Ring : narcotic nightmare
The Final Retreat and other post-apocalyptic poems
Folksong For The Common Man Last Lay of Matty Groves, Gin & St Giles, Chelmsford Witch Trial Ballad & other folk verses
Forever Near : "Long since gone - forever near"
Genesis/Nemesis : a computer too clever for its own good
Goth verse Mostly written for friends' bands
Grapple Fan / Me Name Is Tom : Traditional British wrestling and other childhood verses
Insanity Incorporated : multiple personalities

The Judgement of Man, The Man Who Spoke The Truth, Planet With No Name
Kink Verse : love poetry for alternative lifestyles
Man-Power & Slave Song
Mortality, The Bargain, Lament of the Immortals
Paranoid Verse written during depression
Patchouli Dreams : when hippies grow up
Petulia's Party and All Petulia's Friends
Rock Verse written for friends' bands
The Sanitised Society (or "we can't bear the sight of blood") & The Meat-Free Society
Short and Silly Ditties
Sirens : where will you be when the sirens sound?
Someone Somewhere : lament for those who vanish unloved and unreported
Stanger In his Native Land, Wandering Angel : lost souls far from home
Sundip ... and Beyond : collection of very short verses
The Alderman Who Wished His Daughter Had Been Born a Son
Thunderflash and Tinkerbell : how he got Tinkerbell to kiss his ass!
Timeslips
Unstill Life - some reflections on modern life
War Verse : war and warriors - past present, future and mythical.
We Are The Sirens
Wind (In the 1880s)

Favourite Poems
Favourite Quotes from Poems & Songs

Aymees : The aliens who shared Earth's final days.
The Beautiful Ones : A tale of an elite and magically endowed aristocracy.
The Bridge : questioning reality
Caerinnon : A sorcerer in our world's far-flung future seeks answers from the ancient past.
Caldwell Street : Sometimes a place can be a ghost, not just have ghosts.
The Cult of the Wolf and the Rose : some scribblings left over from role play game days.
Dancing the World's End : Four people dance the dance of life to revive a dying land
The Dead King : A dead and despised king is reawakened to help his country in this tale of war and nec-romance.
Dreams of Demons, Dragons, Elves and Vampires.
Dreams of Space and Time.
Dreams 1984 - 2010 : Odd short dreams.
Dreams 2011 - 2020 : Odd short dreams.
Dreams 2021 - : Odd short dreams.
A Different Kind of Immortality : trading flesh for memory-implanted silicon - death or immortality?
The Dove Prince : A fairy tale about two lovers in a world of magic and beauty.
Gravity Defiant Series : Waystation, The Gravity Defiants, Spaceport at Shakers Valley.
The Hawk and the Demon : short dream of supernatural beings loose in our world
The Human Factor : A dream about human evolution in a machine-run society.
The Journey : a fairground accident sends two people on a strange journey which only one of them will complete.
Journey To My Station In Life : Dream about an unusual train journey.
The Last Days of Mankind : A dream in which I found myself part of a human resistance against aliens.
Lights, Camera, Action! Short tale of passion on and off the film set.
Magnus Svengar and the Tigress : A dream about a Viking invasion in a post-war near-future, and the rebel who resisted the invaders.
Maybe Another Time : a love affair across the years.
Mrs Watson gets A Cab
The Pale Horse : An unexpectant entrant in a horse-race.
Puppy and Otter Stories : A cute, innocent puppy and his romps with his best friend, the otter
Pyramids and Memories : an immortal traveller on a far future Earth remembers how it once was.
Return Tickets Are Not Valid On This Route : A train to nowhere.
Sandstorms : A tale of honour, mercy, courage and hope among the glider fliers who live in a vast, harsh desert.
The Sceptic : A commentary on a paranormal investigation.
The Soul-Harp : A travelling harpist finds herself playing the harp which once belonged to the greatest harpist of all, an instrument which is reputed to contain his soul.
Summer's Echoes : A sceptical ghost-hunter finds himself in the middle of an all-too-solid ancient battle.
The Thinker : In a series of dreams over several years I saw/felt the life of a person living in a future time.
A World I Knew : Odd dream about a person trying to escape the parasitic creatures taking over humans.
Tubby's Secret Life : Innuendo-laden story, which might or might not be erotic depending on the reader.
Where Were You Last Night : unerotica.
Wincing Matilda 1: The Vasectomy Epic
Wincing Matilda 2: The Kidney Stone Saga
Wincing Matilda 3: Black Sack Story
The World In A Wine Glass : a chase, its limits defined by the duration of a wine-glass's fall.

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