OH GOD IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AGAIN
Someone's in the corner pissed out of their brains
Oh God it's Friday night again
I don't know what he's drinking but I'll have a pint of the same
Oh God it's Friday night again
We started on the Boddingtons then moved on to red wine
And then we had some whisky cos we felt we had the time
Oh God it's Friday night again
The wife is in the bathroom tears are in her eyes
Oh God it's Friday night again
She's never seen me unconscious she thought that I had I died
Oh God it's Friday night again
I said hello to God down the big white telephone
I sat chunnering for hours but the bastard wasn't home
Oh God it's Friday night again
There's cans and bottles everywhere but all of them are drunk
Oh God it's Friday night again
We'll regret it in the morning but for now it seems like fun
Oh God it's Friday night again
We'll fall asleep at one o'clock then wake again at four
I'll join the wife in bed whilst t'best mate kips
downstairs on the floor
Oh God it's Friday night again