WOMEN'S MAGAZINES

MEN'S MAGAZINES

Interesting, often explicit, information on how to spice up the sex life of the reader and her partner.

Information on how to spice up the sex life of the reader, mostly involving looking at pictures.

Articles about the latest fashions and how to re-create them inexpensively from last year's fashion items languishing unworn in your wardrobe.

The latest women's fashions and how to remove them quickly, with attention to detail on undoing her brassiere with one hand while catching up on the football scores on teletext.

Problem pages about relationship issues and how to get a man to be more sensitive in bed.

Problem pages about how to get a girlfriend to perform oral sex.

Recipes for that special romantic Valentine's night dinner, requiring a full day of preparation.

How to make baked beans on toast without burning the baked beans or under-cooking the toast.

Articles saying how male masturbation is normal and healthy and does not mean that you are not satisfying his needs.

Articles on how female masturbation is selfish, an insult to your manliness and a sure sign that she is either a closet lesbian or scared of men.

Articles on how to survive your partner's infidelity.

How to have a bit on the side and prevent your partner finding out about your affair.