ANNE ENGINEER'S BOOLEAN GUIDE TO GASMS
One OR other partner, OR both, climaxes.
Both partners climax at same time.
One OR other partner, but not both, climaxes.
If one partner can't climax then the other is certain to climax.
One OR other partner, OR both, can't climax.
Whatever it was, it wasn't a gasm. A hiccough or sneeze maybe, but not a gasm.
You get 'don't cares' in Karnaugh Maps, but there is no parallel in the bedroom.
ELECTRONICS ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO SEX
Measured in Ohmy's. Most female components have a degree of resistance. The lower their resistance, the more likely the component is poor quality. Alcohol can be used to overcome resistance in female components which have excessive resistance.
How much the component can hold. If you are using a large probe, you need a high capacitance female component to accommodate it. All female components are prone to leakage and may discharge suddenly when full.
Measure of how long it takes to get female component onto test bed.
Fitted to some female components as a safety precaution. If female component is not fitted with a coil, you must insulate your probe using rubber. Always insulate your probe when dealing with low resistance component or any component which has not passed rigorous safety checking.
Female components have flip-flopping logic; no logic analyser has yet been able to cope with female logic. Male components have rudimentary logic analysing routines.
SOURCE and SINK
Male component is source (of currency rather than current). He sinks it into female component in hope of keeping both resistance and inductance low.
Anne Engineer is a highly regarded researcher in this field. In many fields in fact. Especially cornfields. And in the backs of cars. She has also graced many a test bed and has been proven to have unlimited capacitance coupled with almost nil resistance. Her bits get toggled on a frequent basis. Although primarily software-oriented, she has vast experience of dealing with her colleagues' hardware/firmware and is often found testing their hardware-software interfaces. She is always happiest when playing with their probes. Colleagues speak very highly of her software and she is much sought after in the lab (and in the field etc).
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