Ballad of Thunderflash and Tinkerbell
Copyright 1994, S Hartwell

 Thunderflash and Tinkerbell
Were daring faeries bold and swell
I will relate how Thunderflash
Got Tinkerbell to kiss his ass.

With fire—powder they played a game
But ‘flash remained too near the flame
And fled in great hysteria
As flames licked his posterior.

Tinkerbell, with healing balm
Tried to rectify the harm.
The kiss of Tinkerbell was blessed
With the power to soothe scorched flesh.

Thus she pressed her healing lips
In the region of his hips;
Which wrung these words from Thunderflash
"For God’s sakes, Tinker, kiss my ass!"


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