SADOMASOCHIST'S DICTIONARY - OR PUTTING THE PUN INTO PUNISHMENT
BRING AND TIE SALE
Slave auction solely for bondage enthusiasts.
BRING AND TIE STALL
For Dom(me)s with no rope skills - take your Subby to the stall and get someone to tie him/her for you.
Like pat-a-cake, but on bottoms with wooden paddles.
When a sweet subby gets his/her just desserts.
Implements owned by professional spanker.
The wallop a master gives his slave as punishment for picking her own lock.
Like a knitting circle, but for corporal punishment enthusiasts.
What you do to avoid excessive wear and tear on whips, canes and crops.
HIDE AND SQUEAK
Game where subby hides implements and squeaks when dom finds - and uses - them.
ICE CREAM CODE
A code used by BDSM enthusiasts in ice-cream parlours:
Vanilla = plain
Raspberry Ripple = Caning, likes marks
Blackcurrant ripple = caning, likes long-lasting marks
Chocolate = bottom hole
Mint choc-chip = medical play
Any flavour with things sprinkled on it = likes topping
Neapolitan = 3 holes to choose from
LAST OF THE SUMMER WHINE
Game involving 3 whining subbie men and a domme called Nora Batter who has sagging latex stockings.
MARKS AND SPANKS 'ER
Department store for British corporal punishment afficionadoes.
Like a typing pool, but full of submissives wanting for corporal punishment.
Poet - like Robert Burns, but with S&M theme.
BDSM super-hero whose "weapons" include flogger, crop, cane ....
Like a Crop Circle (see above), but with whips.