SADOMASOCHIST'S DICTIONARY - OR PUTTING THE PUN INTO PUNISHMENT

BRING AND TIE SALE
Slave auction solely for bondage enthusiasts.

BRING AND TIE STALL
For Dom(me)s with no rope skills - take your Subby to the stall and get someone to tie him/her for you.

BUTT-A-PAT
Like pat-a-cake, but on bottoms with wooden paddles.

CANE SUGAR
When a sweet subby gets his/her just desserts.

CASH CROP
Implements owned by professional spanker.

CHASTITY BELT
The wallop a master gives his slave as punishment for picking her own lock.

CROP CIRCLE
Like a knitting circle, but for corporal punishment enthusiasts.

CROP ROTATION
What you do to avoid excessive wear and tear on whips, canes and crops.

HIDE AND SQUEAK
Game where subby hides implements and squeaks when dom finds - and uses - them.

ICE CREAM CODE
A code used by BDSM enthusiasts in ice-cream parlours:
Vanilla = plain
Raspberry Ripple = Caning, likes marks
Blackcurrant ripple = caning, likes long-lasting marks
Chocolate = bottom hole
Mint choc-chip = medical play
Any flavour with things sprinkled on it = likes topping
Neapolitan = 3 holes to choose from

LAST OF THE SUMMER WHINE
Game involving 3 whining subbie men and a domme called Nora Batter who has sagging latex stockings.

MARKS AND SPANKS 'ER
Department store for British corporal punishment afficionadoes.

PADDLING POOL
Like a typing pool, but full of submissives wanting for corporal punishment.

ROPE BURNS
Poet - like Robert Burns, but with S&M theme.

THRASH GORDON
BDSM super-hero whose "weapons" include flogger, crop, cane ....

WHIP ROUND
Like a Crop Circle (see above), but with whips.