MUTANT MOGS - THE ULTIMATE CROSSBREED CATS
What you get if you cross the following breeds ….
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Alaskan Snow Cat x Chinchilla |
Alaskan Chill, a cat which is always cold |
Bombay x Abyssinian |
Bombay Abyss, the nearest that cat breeders can get to the Black Hole of Calcutta |
Brazilian Shorthair x Javanese |
Brazilian Java; rich roast for a fuller flavour |
Burmese x German Rex |
Burger, preferred feline pet of junk-food addicts |
Burmese x Persian |
Burper, a cat prone to indigestion |
Copper x American Wirehair |
Copper Wire, a cat which is an excellent conductor; often sold in twisted pairs. |
Cornish Rex x Cream Longhair |
Cornish Cream, a clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam |
Czech Curly Cat x Sumxu |
Czechsum, a favourite pet of software engineers and makers of programmable logic devices |
Devon Rex x Cream Longhair |
Devon Cream, another clotted cat which goes well with scones and jam |
Longhair x Thai Lilac |
Hair Thai, a cat with a ponytail |
Maine Coon x American Wirehair |
Mains Wire, the electrically powered feline |
Manx x Sphinx |
Minx, a mischievous little cat with no tail to tell |
Persian x Selkirk Rex |
Persel, a cat which washes whiter than white |
Russian Blue x Ragdoll |
Russian Doll, comes in many sizes and stacks neatly away |
Russian Blue x Persian |
Bluper, a cat which makes mistakes whenever it meows. |
Scottish Fold x Australian Mist |
Scotch Mist; I haven't the foggiest idea about this one. |
Tonkinese x Toy Persian |
Tonka Toy: It digs! It dumps! |
Tuxedo Cat x Thai Lilac |
Tuxedo-and-Thai, always immaculately dressed. |
Vichien Mas x Chaus |
Vichiaus, you wouldn't want to mix with this temperamental feline |